Wednesday 28 September 2011

21/09/11 - Dog Day

Today we went to pick up the dog from the Spanish Embassy, he was sitting in their garage waiting for us with the gardener who looked after him most of the time. We were presented with a 50lb bag of food, two batter bowls that had been run over at various times by delivery vans and cars, an awful lot of shampoo and one dog who was in desperate need of a bath. The dog's name was Bosco but we decided that wasn't a very good name so we are going to see what suits him better. He didn't come with a collar and his lead was broken so on the way back home we stopped off to buy a new collar and lead. The only problem is that Doggy is a big dog and the collars had a maximum size of 16 inches, we did get a lead however it was for 'ooh la la pooches,' not exactly 90lb Labradors!
When we got back home we considered some new names - eventually we narrowed it down to three; Arran, Harris and Lewis all of which are Scottish islands. He responded best to Arran, and as it was the name that got the most votes we decided to call him Arran!

20/09/11

I went to Open Arms today and worked again on the Staff Manual; hopefully it should only take a couple more weeks. I had a brief talk with some of the clients about computers but there is a lot to put in the manual so I had to return to that quickly!
Later I went to my first French lesson since leaving school; I did french A level but it seems that I have forgotten everything as I couldn't even manage the past tense! After French I went to have some jerk pork and lamb at a jerk hut; jerk is a spicy marinade that the Jamaicans love to put on everything from chicken to fish. The meat is then barbecued and chopped up into pieces. It is delicious, but the sauce they put with it is very, very spicy! At the Jerk centre I got a call from the husband of the Spanish Ambassador saying that they wanted to get rid of their dog, a black Labrador, after a brief discussion with my housemates we decided to adopt it. Next January they leave Jamaica but head to France and will take the dog with them; so we arranged to pick the dog up tomorrow!

19/09/11 - Goodbye

One of my housemates returned home today to continue his studies at Kent University in England, we went to TGI Fridays before he flew back. I had chicken strips which were really nice. I also entered my application for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) today just in case my medicine application doesn't go as planned!

18/09/11 - Rest

Another day of rest.

Friday 16 September 2011

17/09/11 - Shopping

Today I just did a bit of food shopping in Kingston stopping for lunch at a sandwich shop called Cannonball and later having an ice cream at Haagen Dazs (for my housemate as a bribe to come shopping of course!) Later my housemate made tablet fudge which made a perfect end to the day as we watched The Shining - although the men were all too scared and disappeared off to do other things!

14/09/11 - Three in a Buggy

Another day of golf, only today I did not play so well. I played with two of my housemates but only one managed a decent score. All three of us tried to fit into one buggy but three bags didn't fit on the back so we had to split one set of clubs between the other two bags; driving around the course with one of us hanging on for dear life was very funny! I blame my bad score on the mosquitoes which were buzzing around everywhere! In the evening we went to the Deputy High Commissioners house to see a puppy they had recently rescued - it was so adorable, it frolicked around everywhere and was very possessive over its tennis ball! We then went and had an Indian, at a restaurant called Tamarind, which was absolutely delicious - they had the best Naan breads I've ever had!

13/09/11 - Open Arms

I was back at Open Arms today and to begin with we had a staff meeting which involved talking about everything from funding and washing machines to some of the residents. One in particular was called in as he had not yet made an effort to find a job or get help in writing his CV. He is the first openly homosexual Jamaican I have seen on  the island. The staff meeting lasted three hours though much of it was spent taking long breaks in which they went of onto rambling tangents, but never mind!
Finally the meeting ended and I accompanied Mrs Grant down to the residential area where they were building a new kitchen and canteen with money donated by the British High Commission, unfortunately the builders they hired were unreliable and already the kitchen was a month behind schedule - although now it was almost all completed, however the builders had recently installed a toilet for the canteen but placed it directly opposite the door so there would be no privacy much to Mrs Grant's anger. We spent a while coming up with new ideas and in the end it was decided that an L-shaped screen around the door would be the best choice. I then helped Mrs Grant carry out a daily inspection of the living quarters to make sure that all the residence were keeping their areas tidy and that there were no maintenance problems.
Mrs Grant then asked me to compile a staff handbook which could be given to each member of staff, she had only the briefest notes on what each member of staff did and codes of conduct then I had to do the rest. This project is still ongoing as it was getting late when I left, on the drive back I managed to get a huge downpour of rain but aty least I was inside the car!

12/09/11 - More Golf

Golf is becoming a habit now! I played again with Jo and one of my housemates and my front nine was really good, but by the time we reached the 14th hole the rain had set in. It was so bad that by the 16th we couldn't even see the green from halfway down the hole and the ground  was becoming flooded, so we all picked up our balls and squelched home, on  the way home my housemate went  flying over a pot hole and managed to break the chassis on  the golf cart. Oh well - hopefully we'll have better luck next time!

11/09/11 - A day of rest

Literally I did nothing today , just relaxed in the sunshine :-)

Sunday 11 September 2011

10/09/11 - Golf and Fish

Today I played golf with Jo again but we were also joined by Karen, who also works for the High Commission and Annette an ex-pat. I played to my handicap today which I was pleased with - despite losing three balls, and I almost birdied the seventh too which would have made my week; but it was fun none the less. We kept track of the tennis and were unsurprised when Djokovic beat Federer. After golf we went to have dinner at a restaurant called Rodney's which serves fish. You go up into the shop and choose your snapper, they then ask you how you want it cooked - roasted, steamed, fried or escovitched (which is fried with onions, scotch bonnets and a special sauce). I had my snapper escovitched, normally they serve the fish with chips but they had run out today so instead we were given festival bread which is more like a long doughnut than bread and is normally served with Jamaican jerk food. The restaurant itself is right on the sea opposite Morgan's Harbour and the airport. Looking over the harbour was lovely once the sun had set as Kingston seemed to sparkle with all its lights flickering and the sound of the waves was very relaxing. It is nice being by the see as there is a lovely cool breeze that comes off it - and the fish was wonderful; just a shame that Murray lost to Nadal.
I will definitely be going to Rodney's again!

09/09/11 - Rugby World Cup Day

For some mad reason I have agreed to get up at 2.30 in the morning with one of my housemates to watch the opening ceremony of the rugby world cup and the first game - New Zealand against Tonga. We even set a reminder in the TV which promised it would show the game. However as we turned the TV on we were greeted by FIFA beech foot world cup in Italy! Needless to say we were not impressed. My housemate tried to watch the game on the internet but the channel did not stream fast enough. I went back to sleep. 
Tonight I have been invited to the Residence of the Spanish Ambassador; this time we did get to see the game of Scotland playing Romania and the game itself was nerve racking with Scotland putting us on edge as usual before finally pulling off a win - my father will be pleased as he is Scottish. The Spanish Residence seems an odd choice to watch rugby from but the Spanish Ambassador is married to a South African who is fanatical about both rugby and golf. We were watching the game in a large veranda which had two massive, ornate chandeliers in the ceiling and two wide screen televisions! The food was amazing as they had a whole Serrano ham ready for us and some delicious pork. We were not the only ones there of course; the Russian and French Ambassadors were also present as was the Canadian High Commissioner and the British Deputy High Commissioner as well as a few other ex-pats and Jamaicans; a good few of whom where Scottish too! 
The evening was great fun but hoepfull England are a touch more convincing!

08/09/11 - A day of Golf

I decided whilst I was in Jamaica that I would take up golf again; I used to play a lot a few years ago but now my handicap is as high as possible. Today I have decided to play with Jo whose husband is the British Deputy High Commissioner and plays to a similar standard as me. We are playing at Caymanas Golf and Country club high up in the hills above Kingston which is normally cooler and windier than the city itself. The views from the golf course are spectacular as you can see right across the city to the harbour, from up here Kingston looks idyllic. Whilst we are walking around Jo mentions that she had rescued a nine week old puppy from the streets and taken it to the vets where it had spent the last few days on a drip, the puppy is now back at home with Jo but looking for a new family; may be I can persuade the people I'm staying with that they need a little puppy! On the twelfth hole I renamed Jo - Woody, as she hit a tree on every shot she took until she finally reached the green!
The weather, as might be expected in the Caribbean, is very hot and because it is the summer here it is also quite muggy and as a result there are mosquitoes about everywhere - unfortunately I appear to be a delicacy and have been eaten alive. I managed to score one under my handicap which I was very pleased with - hopefully I will just keep improving!

Wednesday 7 September 2011

7/09/2011 - Second day at Open Arms

After several phone calls to Mrs Grant this morning to check that she would be there to see me this time, and after repeatedly being told that Mrs Grant wasn't in yet but was on her way I took the plunge and decided to make my way to Open Arms anyway. The journey there was surprisingly uneventful - we were only cut up by taxis twice, and finally I arrived at Open Arms to find that Mrs Grant was in her office complaining about the internet connection. She apologised for not being there yesterday as she was in a meeting with members of the British High Commission and others discussing Open Arms; she said they hold these meetings once every quarter and that I could go with her to the next one. She started to explain that she was very busy when the door opened again admitting the man who was there to fix the internet, Mrs Grant then started to tell me about the HIV and Drugs testing that was going on in the main room at that moment when another volunteer popped her head around the door smiling widely. Mrs Grant spoke to her for a moment while I read the long list of rules that each resident had to abide by, then the other volunteer was gone and Mrs Grant turned back to me saying in a low whisper, 'we've been having a bit of trouble with one of the residents.' Apparently money had been going missing and one man had been named the culprit, Mrs Grant was waiting for his return from the doctors before she asked him for his side of the story. 'But this doesn't happen often,' she assured me after explain how this man had been seen rooting through the belongings of one of the other residents, 'we often have personality clashes but not stealing.' The man who was fixing the internet announced that there was nothing wrong with it, Mrs Grant just shrugged as she stood and ushered me out of the office. In the main room the woman who was carrying out the HIV and Drugs tests announced that she was getting new internet at home and wanted to know which network was best. Mrs Grant's receptionist Lucy told us that LIME was the best in the ghettos as they were too scared to cut off the houses downtown. Apparently the charity hasn't paid their bill for months. Mrs Grant then passed me off to the other volunteer, Mrs Collin, who was just about to start an assessment of a new resident. The two of us took our seats against a wall and waited for the man to appear; he had just washed and changed into new clothes provided by the charity and had his hair cut then he sat in the chair opposite. He stared listlessly ahead of him without barely giving either of us a look, the charity's psychiatric nurse joined us too and Mrs Collin started the assessment. She started by asking him simple questions such as his name and date of birth - although I was told that in Jamaica this question is not so simple as many people don't know when they were born! Then she moved onto the harder question asking why he was homeless and how long he had been homeless for. The man, Mr J (33), used to live with is mother, elder half-brother, twin and younger brother in a big house in Kingston which was owned by the elder brother then one day he turned around and told the three younger brothers that they couldn't live with him any more. Mr J had once had a job in a supermarket packing shopping but he had lost that and was reduced to living on the streets where he had been for a year, he had no idea where his brothers were or whether they were even alive and yet despite being homeless he still had a top model mobile phone that he checked continuously throughout his interview. He admitted that he had depression and that he had been taking medication for it but denied any other medical or mental conditions. At first he denied taking any drugs at all but it was obvious that he was lying, from the first he had appeared nervous about something. Mrs Collins had to assure him twice that no matter what he admitted to taking they would not involve the police; the Charity needed to know encase something happened to Mr J and he needed treatment. Eventually he admitted to drinking alcohol and taking ganja since he was fifteen and that he had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. Mrs Collins and the nurse immediately told him that the alcohol and drugs would just make his depression and schizophrenia worse but Mr J had once again zoned out. The nurse managed to get him to describe his drugs to her and she named them all, jotting each name down so that she could pick up a prescription for him later.  Mr J then went to join the other residents while I helped Mr Collins cook lunch.
The Charity normally has its own cook; they provide three hot meals a day for roughly a hundred people, and the cook is helped by one of the residents but today the cook was ill so Mrs Collins and I helped out. The rice was already done, a staple of any Jamaican meal, so we were left to cook the mackerel stew. The mackerel itself was tinned in tomato sauce and the mixed vegetables were tinned too so all we had to do was heat them up in a large pan, crushing the mackerel into flakes and adding the cooked vegetables and water.
By then it was time for me to go, the woman driving me was waiting outside, as I got in the car she told me that on the way she had been driving behind a taxi, the taxi had pulled over and let out its passengers when another car pulled up beside him and as they started to argue the second man pulled a gun, threatening the taxi driver. By the time my driver had managed to get her phone out to call the police the two men had raced off, she said she was lucky she had not been directly behind them. After that the drive back home was thankfully uneventful!
When I did arrive back home I found four men crawling around the house fixing the plumbing and taking the doors off the kitchen cupboards. The men were asked when the cupboards would be returned and their reply - 'Friday, or at the latest Monday,' I was assured, but which Friday or Monday I do not know.
True Jamaicans know that 'soon come' means anything but!

Tuesday 6 September 2011

06/09/2011 - First Day at Open Arms

Ok; so a few weeks ago a Dr I know in Jamaica set me up with a charity called Open Arms which is a walk-in centre for homeless people with mental difficulties. They also have a residential centre for about 100 men hoping to reintroduce them into society by teaching them not only maths and English but also social graces and general etiquette. It is an amazing charity run by a Jamaican woman named Mrs Grant who used to work in London as a Nurse, she has helped reintroduce several people into Jamaican society - one has even gone on to become a teacher! We arranged for me to come on the first Tuesday in September; so I turned up this morning - risking life and limb to navigate through the pot holes and broken roads of Jamaica's capital, only to find that Mrs Grant was in a meeting all day and that they couldn't see me until tomorrow! 
Oh well; as I have often been told - this is Jamaica and everything is done at leisure, to be honest you can understand why once you get here but hopefully tomorrow will be a better start for me!